To offset a previous article, which claimed that an MP3 player could be better than a girlfriend, here is proof that girls are better off with an MP3 player rather than a man!

1. Get the girls round, crack open a few bottles of wine and set your MP3 player to the Bridget Jones’ soundtrack…let the singing commence!
2. You can change the style of your MP3 player easily, whereas it is much harder to change that of your man!
3. Let your MP3 player accompany you on a shopping trip, it will not loiter outside the shop, it will not constantly ask you if you have finished yet, and it will not be on the lookout for the nearest pub!
4. Relax in the tub listening to some tunes on your waterproof MP3 player. It will not leave wet towels and dirty underpants on the bathroom floor.
5. When out with your MP3 player its eyes will not wander and gaze at other women’s behinds! Your MP3 player only has eyes for you, partly because you control everything it does! J
6. It doesn’t matter if your parents don’t like your MP3 player.
7. “I always know where my MP3 player is and I can control its actions. This can unfortunately not be said for my man!” (Mary, 26 years old, converted to MP3ism 3 months ago.)
8. Your MP3 player is clean, organised, sleek and stylish. Can the same be said about your man?
9. Listening to your MP3 player whilst driving is much better than having a man in the passenger seat. It will not tell you how to drive or park and does not take up valuable oxygen in the car.
10. Have they invented a vibrating MP3 player yet? They should.